February 2012
my god
tom’s roommate mike is such a sweetheart, honestly. he has to deal with tom and the rest of them getting drunk and fighting and puking in his room, and he has the sense to not drink with them because he knows there has to be one responsible person. he’s constantly coming to us with stories about the guys in his suite, tom especially, and it just really sucks that he has to deal with...
FedEx and Amanda ship me and Tom
TERIN FRAINLIETTA IS ENDGAME
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WE LOVE YOU DRUNK TOM
So we went to Tom’s room because we thought he banged on our door earlier, but he didn’t, and we stayed because Donald Glover was on TV.
And Mike and the rest of his bros came back from the movies and they pulled out alcohol and starting mixing drinks and stuff, and tom let us get some, but Damian got mad because we didn’t pay, so we weren’t allowed to have any.
Realizing...
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Really strong smell of gas in our hall
Don’t evacuate
Instead, play the song they played when the titanic was going down
Something smells like gas in our residence hall.
Hopefully we don’t all die xoxoxoxo
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Darren Criss at Oscars
final81:
As if that is not enough, E! will also be the only place viewers can see Kermit the Frog performing alongside “Glee’s” Darren Criss on Oscar night.
In addition to a special recap of all the nominees to help viewers prepare for the big event, predictions for the big wins of the night, and an insiders look at all the red carpet trends, the Countdown show will feature: three very ...
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cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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internetwinnage replied to your post: The play I HAVE to see for class by March 5th is completely sold out until like March 20th
it might be on youtube?
I looked it up already, there’s only like a trailer about it with no actual scenes or anything
The play I HAVE to see for class by March 5th is...
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FedEx said she would make me a Jason Segel/Paul...
My actual face:
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glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
les mis fandom: we've been waiting a quarter of a century for our movie all of you shut up
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Sometimes I cry because The Muppets.
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What if one of the upcoming SNL eps is Joel...
criticalfilmstudies:
going-to-scranton:
ALL THE GUYS ARE HOT AND SHIRTLESS ON BAGGAGE RIGHT NOW
HOW IS THIS FAIR
ONE OF THE GUY’S BAGGAGE IS THAT HE SINGS SHOWTUNES
HE’S THE HOTTEST ONE
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
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Anonymous asked: My marriage proposal to you: "The test is positive, right?"
Now accepting fake marriage proposals. →
so we’re watching Baggage and this chick has to choose between two guys.
Guy A did a ton of shit like hooking up with an old lady and taking another chick on a vacation that his girlfriend paid for.
Guy B’s name was Thor and he waited in line for 11 days for LotR tickets, thinks Europe is better than America, and french kisses guys.
AND THE BITCH PICKED GUY A.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU...
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My Immortal,...
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If you were on Death Row, what would your last...
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April and I are planning out vidcon things
Like who we plan on fucking.
Hypothetically.
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
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“Yeah! Fucking A, man! Right on! Shut the fuck up and stop bothering me.”
– Ross to the annoying guy in my acting class.
sherlock-hound:
a 15 year old posts a “forever alone” image macro, knowing that it is indeed true and she will be forever alone, having seen the entirety of her life in a sudden and epiphanic vision of colors and sounds and realized how truly, existentially alone she is and always will be, how that in the course of her entire life, with her life expectancy of 78.1 years, she will never come into...
why don’t I feel like doing anything ever